Synopsis: Your computer sucks
Here is a little quiz to find out your computer sucks. Using a point system... The less points the better
1. What Does your internet icon look like?
A. A big E (100)
B. An A (500)
C. A Butterfly(300)
D. An O or K or a world with a fox (-100)
2. What is your bandwidth?
A. T1 (-100)
B. 1500kbs (-50)
C. 56kbs (1000)
D. What's bandwidth? (2000)
3. What's your processor.
A. 2.0ghz and up (-100)
B. 1.7ghz (-50)
C. 1.0ghz (100)
D. G5(6000)
E. How do you tell? (500)
4. How much RAM does your PC have
A. 1gb (-100)
B. 512mb and up (-50)
C. 256mb (100)
D. 128mb or below (500)
E. Uh... what's that? (1000)
5. What Brand is your PC
A. IBM (-100)
B. Dell (-50)
C. Apple (6000)
D. Toshiba (500)
C. HP (100)
Anything < =0: Your computer is a very good computer and you should continue using it. You probably keep it very safe and secure and it is more than likely ad and spy warez free.
A couple hundred: You may want to update some things and you may not be using the most secure browser. It's not bad but it's not good.
A couple thousand: You either shouldn't own a computer in the first place or you need to throw it away and go buy a new one.
Anything above the last: Go drop dead Mac user!
This computer falls under the Anything < =0. What about yours? Post a comment and tell me! Also no hate from Mac users.
Posted At 2006-07-26 22:52:21 by DeadWolf
Darth Vader at 2006-07-27 09:18:20
Looks like you need to fix your parser... ?!'@$
Also... two words: spell check
Metsuo at 2006-07-27 10:42:03
The quiz is just a spoof. Also I made to see how bad your computer is not good. As in if your computer meets the minimum specs to get you >=0 then you have nothing to worry about.
I may update it soon and replace the useless Random Stuff link at the top with the improved quiz.
As far as spelling... Check the timestamp!
Metsuo at 2006-07-27 10:44:49
Parser seems to work for the most part
I know it's crap
but it's all I have for now
DUDE!!!! This is hilarious... You forgot to mention graphics cards... (gee, I wonder why?) The best part is that no matter what the machine's specs are... it automatically weeds out macs.... rotf...
My only complaints are that, for one, the test really isn't spec’ed enough... most modern machines are well above the specs listed. My machine beats the pants off of yours (listed in an earlier post) but we would rank the same by your quiz. You also leave no room for custom built machines... this quiz would also be improved if it were automated and could be submitted for a rating (not mentioning the points system).
Anyway, mad props yo…